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Top Bar
Dining
Bottom Bar

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Menu

Breakfast

We only use Nicholas Cage-free eggs

  • Kevin Bacon and Eggs
  • Egg Sheeran
  • Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch
  • Jon Hamm & Eggs
  • Nelly Frittata

Appetizers

  • Orlando Blooming onion
  • Mark Ruffalo Wings

Soup & Salad

  • Eva Prawn Salad

Sandwiches & Burgers

  • Greta Tunaburger
  • Mark Zukerburger
  • Greg Kielburger

Entrees

  • Alfred Hitchcoq au vin with Condoleeza Rice
  • Meatloaf
  • James Codon Bleu with Zac Saffron Rice
  • Britney spearfish

Sides

  • Edgar Allen Potatoes
  • Toms CarrotA Glazed Carrot With Mint and Maldon $10

Dessert

  • Fiona Apple Pie
  • Halle Berry Gelato
  • Robert Brownie Jr. w/ Vanilla Ice Ice Ice cream, baby
  • Benecio Del Churro
  • Shakiramisu

Beverages

  • Harvey Milkshake

Bar

  • Alec Guiness Ale
  • Melon Degeneres Margarita

 

The Top Bar

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Vodka

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Rum

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Rye

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Liqueur

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Tequila

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Bottoms Up

Bring your booty to the bottom bar for some bodacious beverages

Pale Ales

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Ales less Pale

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Pilsners

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Ciders

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Mcktails

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Cocktails

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