—Restaurant & Bar—
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Top Bar
Dining
Bottom Bar
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Menu
Breakfast
We only use Nicholas Cage-free eggs
- Kevin Bacon and Eggs
- Egg Sheeran
- Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch
- Jon Hamm & Eggs
- Nelly Frittata
Appetizers
- Orlando Blooming onion
- Mark Ruffalo Wings
Soup & Salad
- Eva Prawn Salad
Sandwiches & Burgers
- Greta Tunaburger
- Mark Zukerburger
- Greg Kielburger
Entrees
- Alfred Hitchcoq au vin with Condoleeza Rice
- Meatloaf
- James Codon Bleu with Zac Saffron Rice
- Britney spearfish
Sides
- Edgar Allen Potatoes
- Toms CarrotA Glazed Carrot With Mint and Maldon $10
Dessert
- Fiona Apple Pie
- Halle Berry Gelato
- Robert Brownie Jr. w/ Vanilla Ice Ice Ice cream, baby
- Benecio Del Churro
- Shakiramisu
Beverages
- Harvey Milkshake
Bar
- Alec Guiness Ale
- Melon Degeneres Margarita
The Top Bar

Gin
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Vodka
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Rum
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Rye
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Liqueur
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Tequila
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Bottoms Up
Bring your booty to the bottom bar for some bodacious beverages
Pale Ales
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Ales less Pale
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Pilsners
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Ciders
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Mcktails
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Cocktails
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